taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
“October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds.”—J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (via k217)
you’ve expressed explicitly your contempt for matrimony you’ve student loans to pay and will not risk the alimony we spend our days locked in a room content inside a bubble and in the night time we go out and scour the streets for trouble hey hey marry me archie during the summer take me sailing out on the atlantic i won’t set my sights on other seas there is no need to panic so honey take me by the hand and we can sign some papers forget the invitations floral arrangements and breadmakers too late to go out too young to stay in they’re talking about us living in sin hey hey marry me archie a-r-c-h-i-e hey